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Welcome to stupid. This is a blog that makes next to no sense. I die everyday, I think I'm funny and I am, my reality is different from yours, and I am half way to ridiculous.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

#hotdamn

Usually, I smell like the inside of a Target.

—Ross Matthews

cubefistm4n asked: I'm never going to see your stupid face because you never work when I go into your stupid job

I work today. Go back there and wait for me. Then stay my entire shift. ughhhhh.

fuckyeahtattoos: I just got this tattoo done today, though I have wanted it for a while. It’s the ending line of the movie Black Swan. I love the movie and it inspires me so much. The film is one of few movies I can watch over and over and enjoy every minute. Its a true piece of theatrical art. The closing lines mean so much to me because I have always been self conscious. I got it as a reminder that there is and always will be something, at least one thing, in my life that is somehow perfect. So I got it to look at and reflect on the perfect things in my life, past and present, and cheer myself up.

fuckyeahtattoos:

I just got this tattoo done today, though I have wanted it for a while. It’s the ending line of the movie Black Swan. I love the movie and it inspires me so much. The film is one of few movies I can watch over and over and enjoy every minute. Its a true piece of theatrical art. The closing lines mean so much to me because I have always been self conscious. I got it as a reminder that there is and always will be something, at least one thing, in my life that is somehow perfect. So I got it to look at and reflect on the perfect things in my life, past and present, and cheer myself up.

I wanna get the teardrop tattoos, not because I’m in a gang, but because I’m so sad. And I also wanna get a tramp stamp just to make it official.

—Fortune Feimster

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

—Douglas Adams (The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul)

(Source: katelizabeth, via hellosloanyyy)

Becky and I had an attractive waiter with an unattractive lack of love for the both of us. We thought it was appropriate to leave this for him anyway.

Becky and I had an attractive waiter with an unattractive lack of love for the both of us. We thought it was appropriate to leave this for him anyway.